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12.07.2004

while i was running errands today i had to make my daily stop at blockbuster and The-Heavenly-Place-That-Sells-Sandwiches. i also had to make a stop so i could buy a new calendar for next year and some more chocolate milk. the need for more chocolate milk has become up there on the list with necessities like OXYGEN. so i figured i'd run into kmart since it's in the same strip mall.

big. mistake.

apparently the requirements to shop at kmart should be published at the entrance:

number of teeth
+ number of working limbs = 6 or less

because seriously, and i try to be kind, i really do, but those people should not have been allowed in public. they should be trapped under the stairs of the basement and left to feed on rats and bathe in their own ugly. it was a reject shoppers orgasm in there. i need to go home and take another shower. you know, just in case the mix of IcyHot and Kathy Ireland Perfume rubbed off on me.

i swear, i need to go back to walmart where the rest of the pretty people shop.

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