grama made 'elephant' spank his own ass tonite for my 3 year old son.

this from the woman who made angie take back the pack of gum she stole as a tiny girl. this from the woman who thought a trip to the Corn Palace was 'fun for the whole family'. and this from the woman who mastered the art of the Dobson Grip.

someone once told me in reference to an std they had, that is was 'embarrassing and painful.' well yes. correct me if im wrong, but i do believe that is the point. this is not a mechanical pencil were talking about here, its your dick. you dont just pull it out and hand it to the person next to you, even if they did say theyd only need it for a moment. i imagine stds would be better reminders than say, a post it note. note to self: leave my penis in my pants today. i mean, i know christmas is right around the corner and all but go easy on the giving and sharing this year ok stud? honestly, and sadly, theres probably only half the country left without some sort of weird genital rotting sensation. cringe. whats even worse is that they are probably all Bush voters now because we kerry supporters had to fuck like little monkeys to cope after the election.

go bush!
go gonorrhea!
go corn palace!