where i work, the call load, though constitantly high, is pretty monotonous. naturally, im thinking of everything but work. here are some things that last night i came to realize:

-if youre going to start now AVOIDING my 1 call this week to you, that doesnt just make you a prick, it makes you a really huge one.

-you would think that when working for one of the worlds largest toy companies, you would get your discount on all their products. you would of course be wrong.

-there are very few things that feel more refreshing than bitching about men to a gay man. he sees the womans side, and the mans side. and hes one of the super coolest people i know. the only thing better would have been if after i told him the story, he would have called kevin a bitch.

-work would be so much greater if we got to pick who we hated and make them sit in the corner. just because youre my supervisor does not me me stupider than you. it does however make me want to spit on you.

-when asked what the scariest thing i can think of was, the first image that came to mind: if jessica simpson and john mayer had a child. [shudder] imagine all the face contorting that child would do. oh the contorting.

-if your young child has a fever of any degree, buy it the Bouncing Tigger. no matter what the state of illness is, they will forget about being sick. granted, this is followed by hours of handing Tigger to you yelling 'mama push!'