hot damn.

ive been in an exceptionally wonderful mood tonite. not sure why either really. was stressed beyond belief most of the evening. Congratulations! 41 threats were detected! goodie. gimme more, please. cause 5 dozen a day just isnt enough for this girl. still not figured out. just when i think i have it under control another www.BigBoner.blahblah popup rears its ugly erection-happy head. i also had to endure back-to-back runs of Message in a Bottle on Tnn. my god. i was hoping that my tv would just roll over and die after being subjected to it the first time. of course not. way to go champ. its just wrong. wrong wrong wrong in so many ways. kevin costner, i should learn not to expect you not to suckass. you did do waterworld afterall. nuff said.

ahh yes. good day. finally. was beginning to feel like i was some tortured soul dressed all in black, reading poetry in a smokey coffee shop. yikes. someone please slap me first.

jon, you need to move the hell to wisconsin already. ill put you in my pocket. i even promise not to dopple your ganger. much.

as an update...
tnn is still on. or tbs. some crappy b rate channel at best. regardless. im sitting here typing away and i just about fall over backwards when i hear the voice come from the tv behind me. his voice. michael madsen. its called 'baby snatcher'. how lame. yet so badass enough to have him in it. hes even doing the eyebrow and lip thing i love so much. i think ill skip breakfast now i believe. that was enough tasty goodness for the day. i fear a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch would taint the madsen flavor. [slobber]

on that note: MORE HUMOR LESS DRAMA