oh how i loathe thee, let me count the ways.

1. real world san diego. eenie meenie minie moe, which drama whore has to go. robin is dating the marine now so shes tolerable. marines are like qualudes, they just chill you right the fuck out. frankie has lost it. and not because she a freak, but because shes just plain nuts. and jaime. ahhh sweet concerned cheesyass jaime. "...and thats when i realized, frankie was a cutter." cameran has the maturity level of a fetus. shoot me. someone please just kill me already before i have to endure anymore of this estrogen induced ignorance.

2. rent. butbut... cant i just live here and not pay you? still cant seem to figure out why the landlords wont take the idea and run with it. some people are just so closed-minded.

3. ex-husbands. no i wont fuck you anymore. get over it.

4. porno. ok, i like porn as much as the next guy. trust me on this. however, i have yet to understand the inner-male fettish in watching women pee on each other. what the fuck is that all about? golden showers bring may flowers?