my weekend was fanfuckingtastic. and reading back to some recent postings ive realized im tired of all the 'getting in touch with myself' and 'waa waa i have feelings' bullshit. so instead of blogging about all the personal triumphs and excrutiatingly boring self-reflections that occured this weekend, ill write a few things that have substance...

top 5 enjoyable things about champaign, il:
(as i was reminded, i forgot to mention that i got to spend some time with THE manwhore in the flesh... no not that flesh, sickos)
5. bon jovi, angry snakes and sex dice
4. having your ass handed to you at both pool & darts, and still bragging youre the best
3. barefoot, drunken 'pogo' dancing (and stumbling)
2. yelling 'pussy' outside a crowded yuppie bar during fraternity & sorority formals
1. having one of your dearest friends wash your dirty feet because youre just that damn drunk

top 5 enjoyable things about indianapolis, in:
5. steam clocks and canal walks
4. blisters on your feet bigger than your actual toes
3. stollen spoons from steak 'n shake
2. crying uncontrollably at 2am with the best person in the whole world to cry with
1. learning french