3.20.2004
so i said to myself, i said "self... listen closely":
* you cannot pay for groceries with your health insurance card. no matter how many times you tell them theyre wrong, you still cant
* if you ever wish to poop again, i suggest cutting that entire block of cheese out of your daily diet
* when the doctors tell you they are concerned about your heart, in theory, smoking more to ease the stress may not be the wisest decision
* no, the key lime pie should not taste like mayonnaise
and for the love of god...
* if your feet, by some miracle of nature, do infact smell like spagetti-os... do not keep smelling them
* you cannot pay for groceries with your health insurance card. no matter how many times you tell them theyre wrong, you still cant
* if you ever wish to poop again, i suggest cutting that entire block of cheese out of your daily diet
* when the doctors tell you they are concerned about your heart, in theory, smoking more to ease the stress may not be the wisest decision
* no, the key lime pie should not taste like mayonnaise
and for the love of god...
* if your feet, by some miracle of nature, do infact smell like spagetti-os... do not keep smelling them
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