i suppose i have to pay tribute to some of the kids on FR. give props ye know. i spend much of my time with them, so i owe them all at least that much. after all, enduring me for this many years deserves something. sadly, these are what keeps me smiling everyday...

tim - lil kim just slapped me, brb. back.
tara - you dealt the deathblow to jennison.
chris - one hour. and i do intend on using the crossbow.
greg - cream/scream... whateva
elin - you, me and baby oil. EEK!
frank - follow loda. follow loda. christ, PARTY LEAD!
brian - nice cowboy hat.
jon - wet feet.
doug - toots.
ricky - shake yer thang thang.
jeremy - hey mama.
blake - angel.
cody - nice goat. please refrain from fucking it.
drew - wink. slap. block. hunt. lick. unblock. wink.
erik - violation. conversion. pussy.
randy - everybody does love furball
nick - youre not harmless. quit playin'

im such a bitch. see jon, i AM! i forgot some. oh well youll all get over it. i am the one and only BEER WENCH!

last time im ever nice to any of you guys. after all, i have an image to uphold.